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rotorhead
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My God,don't you hate it when a woman won't cover a beautiful face. Not in this life.

Kind of reminds me of an SRV song " If the house is a rockin don't bother knockin " .


 
Posted : April 19, 2010 9:59 pm
A Davis
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well, now i've heard everything.


 
Posted : April 19, 2010 10:36 pm
 DUN
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Earthquake BC some hot Iranian dressed in a tube top & shorts?
Was the earthquake caused by the stampede of dudes who finally got to see someone hot there?

I'm surprised they didn't blame it on the US & the Jews!


 
Posted : April 20, 2010 1:30 am
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One of the most beautiful women i have ever seen was a Persian lady I did some work for. If she was typical I think seismic reactions might happen if all the women are unveiled.TIC


 
Posted : April 20, 2010 1:39 am
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Read the details...the concern is that some of these promiscuous women might let a little of their hair show!
I think if these guys actually saw tube top and shorts they'd have heart attacks and die with a woody...clearly these shameful women must be stopped 🙂

Hey, maybe all we need to do to defeat the terrorists is to drop a bunch of Playboy magazines on them! Seems they can't handle it and would go crazy.

Earthquake BC some hot Iranian dressed in a tube top & shorts?
Was the earthquake caused by the stampede of dudes who finally got to see someone hot there?

I'm surprised they didn't blame it on the US & the Jews!


 
Posted : April 20, 2010 12:04 pm
 imij
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Earthquake BC some hot Iranian dressed in a tube top & shorts?
Was the earthquake caused by the stampede of dudes who finally got to see someone hot there?

I'm surprised they didn't blame it on the US & the Jews!

Now that's funny!!!!


 
Posted : April 20, 2010 12:35 pm
rotorhead
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Don't you just love America. Any hint of sex is bad but don't you dare touch our guns.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/36594-no-vaginas-please-were-floridian


 
Posted : April 20, 2010 7:25 pm
 imij
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Okay.....let me get this straight, the child asked what a vagina was.....well if she is old enough to read and doesn't know the correct name for her genitals, hmmm.....sounds like the parents probably call it a 'Hoohaa', or something stupid like that. What is wrong with people? :S


 
Posted : April 20, 2010 8:17 pm
 imij
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Here;s one for ya.......Be glad you don't live near this beach

gross beach


 
Posted : April 20, 2010 8:23 pm
 br1k
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Here;s one for ya.......Be glad you don't live near this beach

gross beach

Sounds like the beach at Mariott@STT


 
Posted : April 20, 2010 9:00 pm
rotorhead
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Don't forget to do your part to help fight radical Islam!

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/04/26/global-boobquake-effort-to-dissprove-iranian-cleric-begins/


 
Posted : April 26, 2010 9:42 pm
rotorhead
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