For Sale, 03 Chevy Cavalier, STT, 2000 bucks. Relisting

I was going to sell this car and upgrade to a Jeep a few months ago but decided to hold onto it when I found out I got a job interview in the states about the same time. They made me an offer I can't refuse and now need to sell my island car. 🙁 I could ship it back to the states, but I have a feeling that I would land in prison if I ever drive it on a highway in the lower 48, because it only knows how to keep left.

Some details

-Somewhere around 55,000 miles, I'm too lazy to go get the exact mileage at this exact moment.
-Gold color.
-Dents come with the car, included in the price.
-Front bumper is needing some work. It is held on with some wiring, but passed inspection. It was like that when I bought it. It could be fixed, but I figure why bother.
-Interior, well, you won't have to worry about getting sand in it. Its pretty dirty, and you can have the few cockroaches in the car for free. I named one John. He likes to crawl across my leg on my way home from work. In fact, we have become good friends. He likes sand, warm breezes, palm trees, Cruzan Rum and keeps asking me to get him a date with one of the waitresses at Duffy's. Odd little guy, but I will miss him.
-Air Conditioning.-Works Well
-Radio-Works well
-Tires, in good shape, black and are round.
-Suspension, pretty darn good! It survives the pothole I named "Da Axel Crusher" daily and actually rides pretty well.
-I have driven this car from the East End to the Airport for 6 months now without any problems.
-All paperwork is clean and should make for a easy transfer to you.
-If you need looks, then this isn't the car for you. If you want a island car that hasn't given me any problems, then this car is what your looking for. Everything works. All and all, for an Island Car this is pretty good.
-I paid 2000 for this car when the person was asking 3500, and refuse to sell it for anything less. After all, it has only been 6 months. I am moving, once again. I don't like the negotiation game, so I just wanted to be straight with that. 2 grand, it is yours.
-Last inspection 7/10. Sticker is current.

Car is located at my apartment on the East End of Saint Thomas near Coki. Evenings are best for me, but I can arrange showing at other times.
I will not take payments and prefer cash, but I will take the time to go to the DMV with you and help with a smooth transition of ownership. I have done this before.

Please send me a message and we can arrange a showing, and exchange numbers and what not.

I look forward to hearing from you.