Mans Best Friend (His Dog)
We had to do our Monthly Grocery Shopping and went to Cost-U-Less. My Van was at Metro having it serviced and we had a loaner a small for tarus. We bought a lot of frozen food and had to put it inside the car for the AC. Well there was no more room in the car, so instead of makeing two trips I put my dog and wife in the trunk. When we arrived home I opened the trunk and my dog was really happy to see me, jumping up licking me acting like I had been gone for years. My Wife still does not talk to me and that was months ago.
shows who really loves you!:D
Sorry, you would have been riding in the trunk with the dog!!!! And geez, you might have left the trunk OPEN!
Pamela
:@)
Pamela,
You want to go snipe hunting with me?
Trade,
There are no words!
:@)
Lizard, you are killing me.8-)
Tammy,
Pamela doesn't understand that I would never ever put my dog in the trunk of a car.:-X
Ok now I can't breath. Laughing too hard.
Snipe Hunting, I'll bring the burlap sack !
Ok I finally googled snipe hunting 🙂 I am from the South and have never heard of it although now I think i might try it on some new friends 🙂
i am suprised you put the dog in the trunk......did you at least give your wife a bottle of water???
and are you still married???
DixieChick,
It was a little comic relief post, read all the entries. It never happened!:P
Oh, I knew that ..... that is was a comic post 😛
Yeah, of course I did - wait a minute I have been burning that mosquito coil inside again. Can you eat snipe?
Pamela
Pamela,you know they taste like chicken.
You have to marinate them a lonnnnng time though because they're gamey.
Taste best when grilled on the barbie. Only use mesquite wood. Turn every five minutes. Baste with your favorite juices. Have plenty of beer and rolaids for desert...
Good times 🙂
Bring back a memory from a couple of years ago where our family and bunch of other families with children all the same age went to a mountain resort on vacation. Had a great time sending the kids on a snipe hunt! Of course these are modern age kids and they eventually gave up and resorted to the internet and sort of figured it out (actually it was confusing as I recall they did find an animal labeled a 'snipe' online.)
Next time around I'm going to use the old Royal Ranger (or was it Boy Scouts) trick that was played on me as a kid. You get the kids to all kneel to pray to the spirit Gods for a divine secret message. They each have to repeat this mantra over and over until they get the message and whisper it in the scout leader's ear (I'm spelling it phonetically as I've never seen it written): o wha tagoo siam
If you haven't figured it out say it aloud a few times to yourself 🙂
Thats a good joke i've heard before but before you tell it you ask how do you know who loves you more? your dog or wife? lock both in the trunk for an hour then let them out and see who's happy to see you 🙂
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