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Novanut
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Pondering whether to send this to the paper... Thoughts?

Once upon a time there were eleven little piggies and one BIG piggy. They had a goose that would lay a golden egg every day. And every day the little piggies were very happy to get their golden egg for they were becoming very rich. But one little piggies felt that they weren’t getting rich fast enough. So that little piggy convinced the others that if they cut open the goose they would get all the golden eggs much quicker and become rich beyond their wildest dreams. The other little piggies agreed so they cut the goose open. But to their dismay, the goose had no golden eggs inside of her. So now the eleven little piggies and the one BIG piggy had a dead goose on their hands and no more golden eggs.

And the moral of the story is that greedy little piggies here, and worldwide are cutting open the golden gooses, hopeful of getting all the golden eggs at once. Ain’t gonna happen. The End.

 
Posted : August 26, 2013 12:46 am
(@vicanuck)
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And now the 11 little piggies are going to become very uncomfortable as the goose they thought was dead, comes back, cooks them in their own fat and eats them slowly in front of all their friends.

 
Posted : August 26, 2013 12:12 pm
(@margaritagirl)
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Send it to the paper.

 
Posted : August 26, 2013 12:37 pm
(@alana33)
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This was in Daily news just recently:

Do you think the V.I. government should litigate the HOVENSA disagreement or try to reach a compromise? Or do you have an alternative plan? Send an email to Daily News Executive Editor Gerry Yandel at gyandel@dailynews.vi and tell us what action you prefer.

Send it on or you can also email: letters@dailynews.vi

 
Posted : August 26, 2013 4:58 pm
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