A blonde joke....Blondes, please don't be offended it's only a joke...I love blondes.
How did the blonde break her arm raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.
What do you call two blonds in a car?
St. Patties day joke:
How do you cross Ireland without passing a pub?
Simple, go into all of them.
My favorite joke:
How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They change the standard to darkness.
how do you drown a blonde? put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.
Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?
Warning blondes this ones kinda dirty so please cover your ears if your reading this......
This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room.
When the doctor goes into the room he tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror. She figures he is a doctor and gets in front of the mirror. The doctor goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror.
After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will talk to her when she is dressed. The lady puts her clothes on and asks the doctor what is wrong with her.
He tells her that she needs to quit drinking before she goes to bed. The lady asks the doctor why he had her get naked in front of the mirror and stand on her head.
He replies, "I wanted to see how I would look with a beard."