A STX redneck joke...
You might be a redneck if.... when you realize the new scent of OFF is pretty good and decide to use the aerosol bug deterent as a deodorant to kill two birds with one stone. (Please don't try this at home)
New scent?! As gross as the original scent is... at least it brings back good childhood memories. I cringe at the thought of a new scent... it can't possibly be good!