just for fun-- anagrams
Islander = Darn Isle, Reads Nil
Saint Croix = Toxic Rains, Orcas Nix It
Saint John = Hot Ninjas
Saint Thomas = Aims: Hot Tans, Stamina Shot
Water Island = Seaward Lint, Lewd Artisan
Charlotte Amalie = Oh! A Little Camera!
Virgin Islands = Snails Driving, Rid Slaving Sin
VI Moving Center = Coveting Vermin
I want to move there = A new motive: hotter!
and lastly a really good one...
Adelbert Bryan = Blarneyed Brat
Add your own! :@)
(OK, so I'm a nerd...)
Conviction Nuttiest Noon
Salt River: Travel, Sir
Rainbow Beach: Won A Rich Babe
Frederiksted: Did Reef Treks
Christiansted: De Antichrists
Mango Tree: Ornate Gem
De Loose Mongoose: Dole Someone's Goo
Flamboyant Tree: Maybe Flora Tent
Hovensa: Ash Oven
Caribbean Sea: Rice, Beans, Baa! A Cabbie Earns
Palm Trees: Re-splat Me (with a falling coconut?)
Rum N Coke: Uncork 'Em
A Sugar Mill: Rum Ails, Gal!
Hurricane Hugo: Er... Ouch! Ugh! Rain!
Turquoise Sea: Equator Issue, Our Quiet Seas
Centipede: Tics Deepen
Mosquitoes: So? So Quit 'Em!
She Walks Way Too Fast, No?: Sweat Flows. Okay, Hats On.
Recession: Nice Roses (can we change the subject?)
VI Now: Vowin'
Mongoose: OMG! Noose!
Hurricane Marilyn: Raunchy rain miler, Liar run machinery
From: East Ender (See? Rat den!)
Cheese and Bread! = Abased cheer, den Earache! send bed!
The Avis = haves it!
Personal Watercraft: A Pot Transferal Crew
The Daily News: When? It Delays
De Rasta Crew: Weed Car Tsar
Sunburned Ass: Sad Buns, Nurse
VI Senate: Naivetes
VI Senator: Naive Sort, I No Starve, I Ran Votes, A Investor
Bob-- MORE MORE MORE!!! The last posting was particularly good. Spewed my drink outta my nose.