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Tony Straight
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January 31, 2006 8:03 pm  

I saw her walking her chicken in the park and had to go and talk to her. She was pretty nice, but her chicken was more polite.


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STT Resident
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January 31, 2006 8:12 pm  

Oh, come on you guys - you should all be thrown under a blanket in the sandbox with a few beers!!!

PM each other, for goodness' sake, and leave the board open for posters who're looking for legitimate answers, yes?

All the best from the cranky old STT Resident XXX


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chickenhead
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January 31, 2006 8:19 pm  

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

Legitimate Answers Only Please !!!


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Dixie Pixie
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January 31, 2006 8:34 pm  

To see why the opposum was having such a hard time with it.


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agv
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January 31, 2006 8:47 pm  

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"


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wheresdabeef
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January 31, 2006 8:55 pm  

To see Tony who just got back from Boulder with some really good stuff!


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dntw8up
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January 31, 2006 8:57 pm  

Because it's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.


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agv
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January 31, 2006 8:58 pm  

Chicken was being chased by mongoose !!


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Danieljude
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January 31, 2006 11:33 pm  

You are a real pisser, and I mean that in a good way. I just got a great chuckle when I needed one.

Thanks!

Dan


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Ronnie
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February 1, 2006 10:30 am  

I was at the airport at 10 pm, picking up a guest, on the last flight from Miami, once . There was this guy with a large pet carrier opening the door to let the 'dog' out after the flight. Lo and behold, a duck walks out! He does his do on a piece of paper then is told to walk back in and it did! He, the owner, was going to the Reef but did not want to pay the $40 pet fee to go and was standing there with duck when I left. Don't know where he ended up as I am told they don't allow pets of any sort at the Marriott. I can see moving with a duck, but vacationing? Talk about getting a life!

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Anonymous
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February 1, 2006 12:10 pm  

I would imagine the easiest way to take your chicken home would be fried although barbequed is good too. All the airlines allow you to bring food on board so it should be no problem


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Melody
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February 1, 2006 12:26 pm  

I guess you might want to refer to me as an animal lover. I mean I got a dog that I love. So I understand the attachment. I have this to say about chickens. Since I have been hear I have become somwhat facinated with the chicken and the rooster.I enjoy watching the chickens move around, and I like their different colors and markings. I just like watching animals period. When I was a little girl, I use to hear the roosters crow when I visited my great grandma in NC. Hearing that same sound now in the mornings and sometimes throughout the day takes me back. I am grwoing accustomed to seeing animals I would never have run into in the city. I could see having and enjoying a pet chicken. I hope that you find a way to take your chiken with you. Please let others know if you are successful or what you might be running up against.


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Island Ed
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February 1, 2006 1:35 pm  

I have a pet monkey.


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Dixie Pixie
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February 1, 2006 2:14 pm  

Reminds me of the old SNL skit with Mike Myers... "love my monkey, touch my monkey!"

Can we pet your monkey Ed?


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agv
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February 1, 2006 2:14 pm  

Ed-

Where did u get a pet monkey? I think I should get one so my chicken can have a friend! What is your monkey's name?

agv


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Island Ed
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February 1, 2006 3:28 pm  

You can pet my monkey, Dixie.


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dntw8up
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February 1, 2006 4:08 pm  

agv,

I believe Ed's monkey is named "itty bitty."


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Island Ed
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February 1, 2006 5:22 pm  

Heyyyyy!!! Where's my monkey?!!


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Island Ed
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February 1, 2006 5:26 pm  

My monkey's name is 'Richard Fitzwell'...


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agv
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February 1, 2006 5:43 pm  

dirty boys!!!!


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dntw8up
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February 1, 2006 5:44 pm  

sexist!


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Dixie Pixie
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February 1, 2006 5:45 pm  

Richard Fitzwell!! Swell!


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agv
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February 1, 2006 6:29 pm  

dirty boys are funny.

Id like to vote for Island Ed as our class clown.

Richard Fitzwell is a wonderful name for a monkey!

Chicken's name is Chicken - (I didn't name her! ) Chicken used to hang out with dog Gus, Gus had to be put down. Gus and Chicken were a good pair. Now I think Chicken is lonely. Maybe I'll invite Richard Fitzwell to meet chicken. I just hope chicken doesn't peck at Richard.

dntw8up -

Don't be so serious - (unless you were just being sarcastic!)

agv


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Island Ed
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February 1, 2006 6:36 pm  

He prefers to be called by the common nickname many 'Richard's' use...

Now say that 3 times real fast!


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dntw8up
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February 1, 2006 6:37 pm  

agv,

By "sexist" I meant that "dirty boys" assumes that all of the contributors to this thread are male and I doubt Ed would invite Dixie to pet his monkey if that were true!


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