Just A For Laughs
These classifieds actually ran in newspapers -
1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
2. FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
3. FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog. Able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
4. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat. Been out a while.
Better be a big reward.
5. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
6. NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
7. GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents/lb.
8. JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.
9. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake. Call Katey.
And the best one?:
10. FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
that was great thanks raidoguy needed a laugh to night had a bad day
I have not laughed out like that in awhile!! (tu)(tu)
more please! :@)