St Thomas women!!!!
What do the women look like down there? Are they blonde, brunette or other? Are they cool or are they snobs and bitches? Are people down there friendly or rude? Im moving down there from Louisiana on July 1st. Where do you find women on the East End of St Thomas
I like what Andy Rooney said the most. I turn 40 this July!
Andy Rooney said:
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A women over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something that she wants to, and it's usually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think that they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk and that you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize that it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Andy Rooney is a really smart guy!
In his 1999 book Sincerely, Andy Rooney, he included a final section called "Faith in Reason." In it he reprints a thorough letter about his agnosticism and freethought views. Sample quotes:
"I don't differentiate much, except in degree, between people who believe in religion from those who believe in astrology, magic or the supernatural."
"We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't smart for them to continue waiting all their lives for him to come down the chimney with something wonderful. Santa Claus and God are cousins."
"I just wish this social institution [religion] wasn't based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isn't true."
"Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout."
"I'd be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn't believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don't think it does."
What do St. Thomas women look like? Well, from the waist up they look just like any standard issue hot chick from the mainland. From the waist down however, they have fish tails. It may take some getting used to with the fish scales and all.
Anyway, you can usually find them sitting on rocks at the beach playing their harps or singing to sailors. They are very friendly, especially if you buy them a few Red Bull & vodkas. Good luck, bro!
You should know, some girls, (ladies) would take offense to a shoutout for booty for the simple fact that you're moving here. Most of the women I know are worthy of more work than just a shoutout. Hey bro, whatever works for you....
"if you're looking for love, the odds are good, but watchout, the goods are odd..."
I've always found women want the same things that sincere pirates like myself offer....love, passion, and wild amounts of romance; all of those things happen to those of us who invest some time and interest in something that all of us want.